More Weiner Roasting

This just in from one of my clever high school pals...who insists he does not want to be identified!
He's a muckety muck down South who has a sterling reputation to uphold.  He has no problem having me identified with it, since there's no danger in me ruining my name...no need to comment further here.


There once was a pervert
named Weiner


Who had a perverted
demeanor


Forced from the Hill


For acting like Bill


Now Congress is one
Weiner leaner.


Get it??  One Weiner leaner?  That's rich.  Think about this when you're roasting weiners at your BBQs this weekend.

Attn:  High School Buddies
I'm taking a poll....who wrote it???