Okay, I admit...I love to get my news from The Onion...best fake news source ‘evah’!
My favorite story of the week....God Urges Rick Perry not to run for POTUS.
Yep...couldn’t get the #1 endorsement! “I prayed last night and asked the Lord to support my candidacy for the Presidency and He said no,” Governor Perry told reporters last week. Why? God did not like his stand on not taking federal stimulus benefits to help the jobless and he cited Perry’s irresponsible talk about seceding from the union and his overall lack of solutions to the nation’s problems. You go, GOD! I always knew God was a Democrat!
Now, could God get crackin’ on the Republicans in the House? How is it that the Congress is still debating about plunging this country into a dire economic meltdown?
Eric Cantor: “It is a question that, I think, is worthy of serious consideration. Should we take steps to avoid a crippling, decades-long depression that would lead to disastrous consequences on a worldwide scale? Or should we not do that?” He adds, “And, if we’re still discussing the matter on August 2, well, then, so be it.”
This is where the fake news scooped reality!
How is it that the Spend the Nation Into the Greatest Recession Ever Republican Party is NOW concerned about the deficit??? And now they’re willing to hurl the WORLD into a meltdown??? They had a president that doggedly led us into two unnecessary wars and coupled that with huge tax cuts for the wealthy and now they are hell bent on ruining everybody EXCEPT the wealthiest Americans!
And, yet, they somehow have convinced the ‘little guy’ they’re on their side....I DON’T THINK SO!!! Wake up, people!!
God help us!
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