Match!

Thank God, I get my fair share of matches everyday from my online dating sites.  Otherwise, I'd be pretty discouraged after my rendezvous with Sammy.  But I will remain optimistic!  These sites are setting me up with guys that match my criteria.

So, when I get PoppaJon, I perk right up!  He's local.  I'm so tired of getting these matches in New Jersey, New York, New England.  Isn't there anyone I could just go to the movies with???

"Like you, he enjoys dining out, is a widower and likes the Blues."  He describes his ethnicity as Asian, Latino, Native American, Pacific Islander and Caucasian.  Jeez..practically the whole United Nations in one man!

So, what does PoppaJon have to say IN HIS OWN WORDS??

"I am coming off a 42 year relationship.  I live with my 42 year old son.  I am divorced once and a widower once.  (He says he's 60 and I'm trying to do the math but it's not adding up).  I'm looking for a kind, considerate woman that doesn't tell lies, do things behind my back or not tell me about relationships current or past.  (Just a little baggage.)  I enjoy talking things over.  I NEED A LIVE-IN, LOVING MAID."

Oh, yeah...that's my guy.  Perfect.  Where's the broom?  I know how to clean!  I think I'll Wink him...
NOT!!!

SUSAN!!??  HELP!