James Michael Collins

What's a woman to do?  Go back online, right?  I have never had any success online ever.  But, there are tons of happy couples who have met and, evidently, found their true loves.  I am NOT going to have a negative attitude, I am the ultimate optimist.

I start perusing/cruising online dating sites.  I experiment with one I've never used before, probably because I wasn't old enough then...a 'senior' site.  I put up a sassy profile.

James from Omaha, Nebraska hits on me right away.  I look at his profile...professional, nice looking picture, fat income, educated, widower, loves God.  I wait a day or two and send a brief email back.

This is the response word for word:

Thanks for the mail...I am so happy to read from you. How are you and How is your day going?..Hmmm you have a nice and sincere profile and I would love to get to know you.I am James Michael Collins by name,,I have lived in Nebraska for 21 years and am formerly from Washington. I love to Travel. I'm white Caucasian. I am an Irish was born in (Ireland)..I lost my parent in Ireland..I lost my Dad when I was young at the age of 17 years old and three years later I lost my mom and it's was very hard for me then..I went to University of Oxford in Oxford. I came to US when I was 22 to Settle down to the state of Florida.

I am 62 years old. I am a widower. I have two children, Rachael and Patrick. unfortunately, I lost my daughter 4 years ago when she was 28 years then and now left with my only son.He is my life.His name is Patrick,he is 16 years old.I have a kind heart and I have a lot of love in my heart to give to my beloved woman.I am an optimist and do hope that one day I will see a smile that will fill my life with sunny rays of happy family life.Mornings can be spent like two birds in the same bath splashing about.there is a lot more to my heart.I am intelligent, honest and good heart man.I have great sense of humor, respectfully treating a female in equal rights.I do not smoke neither drink or take drugs.I own a business which has been my joy and passion for the past 10 years but would love to take time to meet someone special in order to build a lifelong romance. I am looking for a woman to love and be loved. I realize that may be a lot to ask for.I recite poems and poetry for fun when I am less busy. I believe we were not meant to go through life alone.I am willing to relocate to my perfect match.I guess you never really know where the right person will be.I don't think distance should be an obstacles in a relationship..I'd like to know everything. Your likes, dislikes, what makes you angry, what makes you sad, happy. What do you do work...I will like to know all about you.You sound interesting and a caring woman.
Kisses and Hugs,
Cheers,
James

WRITES JUST LIKE AN OXFORD MAN, RIGHTO??!!   I mention him to my daughter.  You should google him, she says.

 I do...James Michael Collins Omaha Nebraska.
Nothing in the White Pages...mmmmm...that's odd.

But something does appear in DATING SCAMMERS!!!

A post appears warning the reader of a James Michael Collins in Omaha...here's the excerpt.

"Life has been so beautiful for me until four years ago, when I lost my wife and only daughter, I couldn't bear it. I need a wonderful woman to spend the rest of my life with, I hope one day I will see a smile that will fill my life with sunny rays of happy family life."

The Irishman, James Michael Collins, is actually Nigerian and, eventually, he wants your money.

I wrote back:  YOU DISGUSTING SCAMMER, DON'T YOU EVEN CONTACT ME AGAIN.

But, I'm still optimistic...lol.